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Joke of the Day

"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? A solar ellipses..."

"Dear Car Companies, Please replace glove compartments with toaster ovens."

"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."

"Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"

"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"

"WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough"