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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you."
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"Other parents do back-to-school pics of kids holding signs w/ their grade on it & mine are just a series of selfies w/ me & the bus driver."
"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"