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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
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"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"[jungle book] bagheera: ""you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man"" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]"
"I'm tired of the Mexicans naming their sons Jesus Jesus was not a Mexican, he was a human being. (Please forgive me)"
"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"