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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"
"If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break. We need your full commitment over here."
"Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing"
"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"
"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""
"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""
"""This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."" ""Maybe you should spit out the plate!"""
"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."
"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."