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Joke of the Day

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"

"Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"When life gets tough, remember this: You were the strongest sperm."

"Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness."

"What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile...."

"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."

"Turns out being a conspiracy theorist and having Asian friends don't go so well together. You can only shout ""OPEN YOUR EYES!"" so many times before someone gets offended."