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"Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

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"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."
"What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? Urine charge now."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"
"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"
"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""
"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."
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