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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."
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"Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them"
"My math teacher called me average How mean."
"The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now"
"What does tofu have in common with a Dildo? They are both meat substitutes."
"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."
"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"
"Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
"What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early? Namaste"
"I like my women like I like my Pistachio nuts. Easy to get inside or else I'll just move onto the next. Ha ha only joking. I'm so lonely."