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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."
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"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"
"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""
"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"
"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."
"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."
"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""