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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said ""turn down for what"" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun"

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"

"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"

"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."