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Joke of the Day

"Why is the new version called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."

"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"

"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."

"Why did God put the ring on Saturn? Because he liked it."

"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"