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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."

"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"

"So I was invited to an amputee party last night... It was absolutely crawling with pussy."

"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me."

"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."

"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."

"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."

"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"