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"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"
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"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."
"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"
"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."
"Reddit Servers. Thanks, O Admins"
"I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either."""
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."
"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."