200216

Joke of the Day

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."

"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"

"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"

"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."

"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"

"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."

"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"