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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."
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"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."
"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."
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"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"
"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."
"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"
"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"
"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."