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Joke of the Day
"I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic."
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"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"""
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"What do you call a horny skeleton? A boner *ba dum tssssssss*"
"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"
"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"
"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass."