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Joke of the Day
"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"
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"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"
"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"
"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."
"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."
"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"
"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."