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Joke of the Day

"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."

"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"

"Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go."

"I just googled: how to deal with low frustration tolerance. In the first article, in the first paragraph, I yell at the screen, ""WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUPID!"" True story."

"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."

"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."

"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"