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Joke of the Day
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
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"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"
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"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."
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