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Joke of the Day
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."
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"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."
"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"[1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?"
"I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet! Great success!"
"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"
"When other parents at the playground ask me things about my baby I say, ""I don't know. I just kidnapped her."""
"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."
"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"