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Joke of the Day
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."
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"Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight! One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, ""If you cross this line i will punch you!"" That was the punchline."
"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."
"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."
"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."
"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."