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Joke of the Day
"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"
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"HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently"
"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."
"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."
"There's a name for people without beards Women"
"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What do older women wear? Depends"
"My dad had the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""