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Joke of the Day
"Smoking cures ham."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."
"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"
"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"
"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
"Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter"
"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."