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Joke of the Day

"I was in a horrible accident a few years ago, and I suffered some brain damage and lost feeling to my whole left side. I'm feeling all right now"

"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"

"What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex."

"Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him."

"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."

"I like my beer like I like my woman Without a fucking dick in it. Fuck you Amy, fuck you"

"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"