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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country? M'Laysia"
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"Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back."
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."
"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."
"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"
"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"Healthy midgets don't exist. Midgets are always under the weather."