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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"

"BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls."

"Misery: Hello there! Company: I have a boyfriend..."

"RIP 2012 (2012-2012)"

"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"

"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."

"I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter."

"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"

"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"