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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"
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"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."
"What's black and blue and floats down the river? A jew telling ethnic jokes."
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"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."
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"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted"