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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates Which doesn't quite fit in the username box"
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"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
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"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
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"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."