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Joke of the Day

"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"

"I saw that show locked up abroad. I expected to see more than just a women getting locked up. But that's all it was, that show is so literal."

"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."

"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."

"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""

"How do you say gonorrhea in Russian? Rotchurcockov."

"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"

"[ouija board] How are you feeling? *board begins spelling* O-O-E-Y--G-O-O-E-Y What the!? A cheesy board!? G-O-U-D-A--G-U-E-S-S"

"What is Fetty Wap's favorite time? 5:38 PM."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."