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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."
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"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""
"I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt. It has a setting for fast coloureds."
"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"
"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."
"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"
"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."
"Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct."
"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."
"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"