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Joke of the Day

"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."

"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."

"What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye? Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells"

"It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers."

"iPhone changed miles to milf's but the good news is my dad thinks I only have 177 left to go until I'm done."

"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."

"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"

"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""