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Joke of the Day
"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"
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"My wife and I have lists for people we'd make exceptions for... I have one for midgets but it's a small list."
"As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny."
"My friend asked me to make a joke about Yttrium. All I had to say was ""Why?"""
"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."
"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."
"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."
"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"
"What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? Close, but no cigar."
"Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway."