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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"Apparently, Isaac Asimov wrote a book about jokes and puns called Treasury of Humor I laughed my Asimov when I was reading it"

"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"

"Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)"

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"

"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."