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Joke of the Day

"As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny."

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."

"[x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what"

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Surely these children should be in bed by now? - me, anytime after 4pm"

"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."

"I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!"

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"