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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."
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"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"
"What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born."
"I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :("
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."
"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."
"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"