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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"

"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the dog."

"Affirmation or irony? Yes."

"I just bought a nice 12 year old scotch His parents weren't very pleased."

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."

"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"

"Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there."""

"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"