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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"

"I just saw a girl hang half her body out the window of her car to give someone the finger. She is my spirit animal."

"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."

"A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick"

"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"