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Joke of the Day
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
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"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""
"What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly."
"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."
"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"
"TIL you don't actually learn something new everyday. Wait. Nevermind."
"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."
"I just got a text from a woman I know that said only ""we z"". Did she just ask me to sleep with her in three letters? Nicely done!"
"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"
"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."