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Joke of the Day
"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."
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"What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?"
"After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, ""Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"""
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."
"Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit."
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"What do you call a horny dog??? Nothing. So he doesn't come..."