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Joke of the Day
"What does a frog do when it's sad? Kermits suicide."
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"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"
"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"
"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."
"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they're born they get laid."
"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"
"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."