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Joke of the Day
"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"
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"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far."
"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."
"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"
"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."
"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."
"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."
"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."