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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."

"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? 'cause it's white and all over their fucking land!"

"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"

"They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!"

"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."

"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"