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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"

"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""

"Tits man or arse man? ""Tits man or arse man?"" I was asked. I really should have got in there earlier when they were giving out super hero names."

"At a Starbucks job interview ""What is your name?"" -Alyssa ""Could you spell that, please?"" -L A R I S S A ""When can you start?!"""

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."

"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."

"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."

"What can't you call a black priest Father..."