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Joke of the Day

"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."

"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."

"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Just found out I was dating a commie Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier"

"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."

"What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-whore."

"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"

"What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet."