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Joke of the Day

"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"

"A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said: ""I bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"""

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."

"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"

"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"

"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"

"Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"

"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."