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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"
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"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"
"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"
"Knock knock..... Who's there? Interrupting terrorist. Interrupting terrorist w- Lololololollololololo (Bang)"
"Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone."
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."
"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."
"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""