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Joke of the Day

"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""

"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."

"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?"

"90s kids won't get this . . . Social Security benefits."

"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."

"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"