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Joke of the Day

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

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"My parents say I'm too materialistic... Sent this from my new iPhone 6s Plus by the way."
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
"I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)"
"Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)"
"Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people."
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."