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Joke of the Day

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"

"Plan to be spontaneous... Tomorrow."

"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"

"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."

"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"

"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."

"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."

"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"