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Joke of the Day

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"A 90 Year Old Holocaust Survivor Told Me This One... ""Don't you think I have anything better to do than give 20 people on Reddit the same joke every day for the past 2 years?"""

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"I tried to jerk off with toothpaste last night... it hurt so I had to quit, but I can perform auto-fellatio, so at least I have fresh breath."

"Why was the drug dealer late? Because he tripped"

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."

"Aloe Vera!... me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent."

"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family."