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Joke of the Day

"A 90 Year Old Holocaust Survivor Told Me This One... ""Don't you think I have anything better to do than give 20 people on Reddit the same joke every day for the past 2 years?"""

"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."

"Never Dance Naked Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops."

"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"

"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"

"When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them."

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."

"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."

"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."

"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""