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Joke of the Day
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
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"Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump"
"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."