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Joke of the Day
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
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"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman"
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"I refused to waste money paying an exorcist... so he repossessed my house."
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."