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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags*"

"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"

"Octopus - 8 arms ""Yes"" Octagon - 8 sides ""Yes"" Octuplets - 8 babies ""Yes"" October - 8th month ""No"" I'm burning this world down"

"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either"

"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me."