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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"

"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."

"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"