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"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
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"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"
"Adulthood: If I do the thing I like, I'll be too tired to do the thing I hate."
"My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it. He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting."
"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"
"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."
"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."
"TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book Cost me a fortune in stamps"
"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"