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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"I was in a tornado. It sucked."

"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"

"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life? No, but it does add weight to the problem."

"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."