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Joke of the Day
"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""
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"When the inventor of USB stick dies.. They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it the other way, then lower it again."
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."
"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... ...Free"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""